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The Zombie Bite Calculator

Created by Oatmeal

For the more adventurous, I’ve included another below the “fold”.  It is basically NSFW, so don’t go there if you are at work.  Of course, that begs the question of why you would be reading this drivel at work in the first place.

How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)

Created by Oatmeal

{ 4 } Comments

  1. LarryNo Gravatar | February 1, 2010 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    I could take out 45……Only thing I’m thinking..”Is there a pissed off and unsatisfied large lesbian that might have a .45 cal handgun to trade for the dildo?”…and no sir…as you may note by the time stamp..I’m at home. :)

  2. LarryNo Gravatar | February 1, 2010 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    bye the way..I’d last about 16 minutes longer(than you) on the Zombie thing…hell..how about taking on the damn baboons then!! :) :0

  3. Rat Jr.No Gravatar | February 3, 2010 at 3:40 am | Permalink

    HA! I lasted seven minutes longer than you so, have no fear, I shall shoot you dead before you infect anyone. Then I get to go and infect the populace! Muwahahahahahahahaha!

  4. Rat Jr.No Gravatar | February 3, 2010 at 3:44 am | Permalink

    Aww, darn it, you beat me in the baboon whacking. I can take 3 less than you.

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