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Biathacross

I’ve had a couple of road jobs recently and have been contemplating the verities of the universe, the meaning of life, and other assorted very deep thoughts.  Well, that’s always what I plan to do on a road trip.  It usually doesn’t work out that way. This week I wasn’t able to get my new […]

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2014 02 25 cziltang Sport Comments (1)

Weekend Roundup

I install house arrest ankle bracelets part time on the weekend.  If I’ve had a particularly unusual day, I send an email to the boss on Sunday night so he knows what he’s walking into on Monday morning.  It also gives me a chance to vent a bit.  Here’s an excerpt from tonight’s email: Ok […]

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2014 02 23 cziltang Corrections
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Garden State moment

Ever have one of those days where you say something and then later realize that you used a combination of words that is so strange it may have never, ever been used by another human being?  Ever?  I’m not talking about made-up words like “shazizzle”, I”m talking about real words. Let me know if you […]

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2014 02 22 cziltang No particular point
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My Idea for a new Winter Sport

This is a team competition combining Snowboard Cross with Biathlon. 2 snowboarders and one shooter per team.  The shooter uses a paintball gun and gets one round only.  The shooter can set up anywhere on the course and can shoot either a snowboarder or another shooter.  If you’re hit, you’re out (shooter or boarder).  3 […]

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2014 02 21 cziltang Americana
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“Because that dude is a straight up hard core operator… “

I don’t really know how to describe this.  Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International) got involved in a discussion about shutting down PBS last year.  Mr. Correia interjected some information about Cookie Monster’s days as a mercenary a ways into the discussion.  You just have to read the whole thing.

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2013 07 17 cziltang Humor
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15 minutes of fame

Welcome to anyone who happens to be wandering by here from IMAO.  It would, of course, be better if I had any actual new content for you to read. Instead, I’ve got this picture I took of the wall above the urinal in the men’s bathroom at the institution of (allegedly) higher learning I’m currently […]

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2013 07 15 cziltang Americana
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Helpful Household Hints

Not from Heloise, for those of you old enough to remember: Dr. Boli consistently cracks me up.  (“The Johnston Domestic Explosives Corp.”? Priceless.)    

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2013 07 15 cziltang Americana
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Protection

This just about sums it up, I’d say.

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2013 07 14 cziltang Guns
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Tattoo time

When I was 14, I decided to get my ear pierced after seeing Orson Bean on the Tonight Show.  I got it done when I was 27. When I was in my early 20′s I decided to get a tattoo.  I’ve spent the last 30 years deciding what to get.  I wanted to make sure […]

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2013 06 25 cziltang Americana
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Video of the Day

I’m not sure exactly what the point of this video is, but if I ever need ice cubes in glasses I know who to call.

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2013 06 25 cziltang No particular point Comments (1)

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