I see a lot of people every day. Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice:
(Imagine a bullhorn…)
THIS IS THE FASHION POLICE. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. PUT DOWN THE SPANDEX AND SLOWLY STEP AWAY FROM THE CLOTHING RACK!
Less than 5 % of you can actually wear spandex and look decent. If you are one of those people, good for you. If you THINK you’re one of those people, just don’t.