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{ Monthly Archives } April 2015

Mr. Cziltang’s guide to fashion, part 6

I see a lot of people every day. Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice: (Imagine a bullhorn…) THIS IS THE FASHION POLICE.  WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.  PUT DOWN THE SPANDEX AND SLOWLY STEP AWAY FROM THE CLOTHING RACK! Less than 5 % of you can actually wear spandex and look decent.  […]

Mr. Cziltang’s guide to fashion, part 5

I see a lot of people every day. Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice: If you’re over 6 years old and over 300 pounds, riding the electric shopping in your sock monkey jammies with the feet in them makes you look like the short bus forgot to pick you up for […]

Mr. Cziltang’s guide to fashion, part 4

I see a lot of people every day.  Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice: #4: If you are considering putting your hair up in that little ball on the top of your head (and especially if you plan to add the little headband as an accent), consider that contrary to your […]

Mr. Cziltang’s guide to fashion, part 3

I see a lot of people every day.  Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice: #3: If you are considering wearing one of those t-shirts with the huge cut-out armholes that go clear to your waist, consider the possibility that perhaps no one else wants to see your armpit hair, and they […]

Mr. Cziltang’s guide to fashion, part 2

I see a lot of people every day.  Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice: #2: If you decide to wear white spandex pants, make sure the color and style of your underwear works with white spandex.  There is no color and/or style of underwear that works with white spandex.

Mr. Cziltang’s guide to fashion, part 1

I see a lot of people every day.  Some of them could use a bit of fashion advice: #1:  If taking a single step sets up a standing wave pattern in your butt cheeks, perhaps spandex should not be your “go to” fabric.

An unheralded return

It’s been over a year since I last posted here.  There’s no good reason for the lack of output other than, in general, I really haven’t felt like I had anything to say.  A lot has changed lately, some of which I may talk about.  The biggest change is that I am, once again, employed […]

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